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I tried talking, just whispered, "...so sorry...so selfish..." He stopped me and said, "Child I love you regardless and there is nothing you could do that would ever change this. I'm not angry. It happens. You just can't do it again."
african swallows cant carry coconuts?
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...i'll kill you so hard you'll die.
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"I'M NOT IN SEASON!!!!1"
"Do swallows not travel south for the winter?" "What?! Are you saying coconuts are migratory?" lmfao
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To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off.
-Nancy Friday
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Merf...Merf...Merf...<3 My happy friends
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